Ice Climbing: The Most Unwise Career Choice

Are you tired of the monotony of everyday life? Do you yearn for a profession that will test your resolve, your wits, and your risk of frostbite? Look no further than Ice Climbing!

Climb into the abyss, where the only safety net is a thin layer of spray-on ice-grip and a prayer.

Our competitors:

• Professional Extreme Snowboarder - Because who needs a stable 401K when you can have a stable snowboard?
• Alaska Extreme Ski Racing - Where the only thing more treacherous than the terrain is the local wildlife?
• High-Altitude Tree Surgeon - Because who needs an MD when you can have a chainsaw and a really good insurance policy?

Don't wait any longer! Apply to our Ice Climbing program today!